Calvinist Santa (Satire)
I have friends who are Calvinist. Ihave friends who are Arminian. I have friends who hold to elements of each. This is satire. It is intended to be humorous. I hope you enjoy it!
We enter Santa’s workshop. Over by the desk we see two elves talking. One is Legolass, who has been Santa’s secratary for the past 200 years, and is moving on to new work. The other is Qeebler, who is taking over the secretary resposibilities. As the scene opens, Legolass is pulling out a large scroll from his desk drawer. Let’s listen: